20 Year Old to Auction Virginity

 Move over Ashley Dupre.  Amy Fisher too.  There’s a new name in the annals of pay for sex, and her name is Natalie Dylan.

Ms. Dylan, aka the virginal whore, is auctioning off her virginity to pay for her graduate studies.  Mr. and Mrs. Dylan must be so proud!  They’re little girl is all grown up, and her face is now splashed all over the media.

Most girls lose their virginity  to someone they "love," and some have it taken from them in brutal attacks.  Some even (gasp!) offer it to their husbands as a priceless gift on their wedding nights.

Apparently, Natalie is much too pragmatic to let anything as irrational as emotion or moral norms rule her life!  No - it’s cash she seeks for her most treasured possession.  And I’m not talking about her hymen here.  It’s her self-esteem.  For the rest of her life, Natalie will be known as the girl who sold her virginity on e-bay.

So far, the bidding is over $3 million dollars.  Reminds me of the joke:

Man:  Madam, would you sleep with me for a million dollars?

Woman: (Flattered) Why…yes….

Man:  Would you sleep with me for a $1?

Woman:  (insulted) What sort of woman do you think I am?

Man: We’ve already established the "sort of woman" you are - now we’re just haggling over your price!